Monday, July 7, 2008

The making of a Sith (?!) Lord

Obvious this post would have loads of inputs from my Mumsy. No sane doggy would subject him/herself to such humiliation.

The story begins...

Long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a young Jedi Doggie has been captured by two evil hoomans, in their bid to convert him into the world's first Doggie Sith Lord!

First, the young doggie has to subject himself to a thorough wash to remove the reek of the Jedi off him...





As you can see, he isn't enjoying it much. He is trying to use his big eyes to implore someone to release him from this torture.

After the trial by washing, there is the trial by rinsing... For a corgi who hates water, this tests every bit of his courage. He has a big pail of water dumped on him unceremoniously. He tries to escape and return to the Light but he cannot escape the clutches of the evil hooman (This is def MY input!) despite shaking lotsa water at him!





As if the torture was not long drawn enough, he has to be subjected to BUTT washing (yes, not brain washing). By this time, the young Jedi lost his resolve and started to whine...





At last he is half through the rite of conversion! Before leaving the water hell, he has to go through the squirting rite of passage while the evil hoomans laugh away....





He is not through yet. To be a Sith Lord means he has to earn his cape! He tries to escape but the hoomans are too strong... Whining doesn't help either...





Slowly, his resistance weakens... He now obeys the evil hoomans, albeit with some reluctance.. The transformation is almost complete!





After the final vigorous rub of the cape, our young palawan is now


a


Doggie

Sith Lord!

7 comments:

Dozer and Coop said...

BOL! Mum should use a wading pool. I love my wading pool and Mum uses it as a big bathtub for me when I roll in something stinky! Love your videos and you are the Obie Wan!

XXX Dozer

Lorenza said...

Hi, Cody!
You face says it all! Looks like you were being tortured!
I love baths! And the funny part is that every time I get one my mom is there with me getting one too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

happy said...

You have learned well, Master Cody. Hehehe....what a cute expression you have!

Ashley said...

I love the Sith Lord picture... you are much cuter than a Sith Lord though!!!


Max's birthday is coming up and we are working on putting together a Vegas-themed Casino Royale party... any ideas?

Benhur Xobile said...

Haven't seen u in a while!

Haha...love the fact that you hate showers. Me too! But I'm Skywalker, from the Light-side. Ha! You should talk to Barn Barn, he is Darthvader after all.

;)

Barn2 (Barnabas Ju-Ern) the Samsengkia said...

Anyone call me? Must be that Skywalker Benny...Hmmm. Wonder why I didnt have to go through the rite of passage. Maybe because I like water and towels....haha.

Latte said...

Hi Cody,

Such hilarious videos - I hate shower time like you too :p Can't those humans just give us a break, hehe...