Thursday, November 15, 2007

Living like a "superstar"

I attempted to act like a superstar one day last wheek. Afterall, hoomans (especially mine) like to take photos of us doggies. Sometimes they can be so annoying, sticking their cameras into our faces when we don't want them to... I have christened them bugbug-razzi as they are as annoying as bugs!

So I started out standing on staircase landing, waiting to be sure all eyes were on me before I made my descent. Of cos my hooman bugbug-razzis had to take some shots of me preening and posing there.

When I finally do get down to the first floor, I make sure the camera is still on me and that my every move is being recorded down. My Mumsy said that it is like being Bean-ney Spears (I think she meant Baked Beans!), where every move the Bean-ney Spears makes, cameras will pop and flash. Bean-ney Spears drives crazily while I run crazily!

When I am eating, the bugbug-razzis continue to pester me for more photos. So much so that I lost my appetite and turned away. Eating is so unglam, yet they still wanna take peektures of me making a mess during meal times. No wonder all the superstars develop food disorders!

When I am out playing and getting dirt all over, the cameras follow! I think this bugbug-razzi has to change her camera! It is a shot that doesn't do me justice. Can't see my sexy silhouette because of the blurred edges!

Here's another shot of me with my bodyguard. I am trying to run and hide from the pesky bugbug-razzis while my skinny good-for-nothing bodyguard takes a leisure stroll beside me. I am gonna fire that guy!

These bugbug-razzis also take unflattering shots of me when I am not noticing! I don't know what my publicist is doing, allowing such ugly peektures of me to be published! I am gonna fire her too! Don't you think my butt looks fat in the second peekture? They should airbrush the peektures like what they do for Mimi Carey!

I got sick of the sub standard peektures and decided to give them my best smile, in the hope that all future publicity peektures will be of the same good quality as this one.

Being a superstar is tiring. I don't think I am cut out for such a life. I don't know how Bean-ney Spears does it, but I would recommend being a doggie is so much better than being a supersta

Don't you agree?


Lucky The Super Corgi! said...

Dear Cody :

i understand exactly how u feel, my daddy follows me round with a camera just like your bug bug razzis....

a piece of advice, just ignore them, usually he goes away after a while hee hee!


Lacy said...

woofies Cody!!! nice to meeteded glad u injury is better..and u iz a cutie..has u meeteded my fends yet..they r 2 wittle corgi will give u der bloggy and u can check em outs...its
check dem out when u gets time.

b safe,

Barn2 said...

Clare says:
Yes- Mummy does that to me all the time...even when Ko Ko Barn2 is chewing up my head! She doesnt rescue me but snaps photos instead.

But you do look handsome.

Ashley said...

Cody... you are such a superstar! I love your new pictures. You look so good :)

Cody, THE Fussy Pot Pants said...

Hello guys and thanks for your comments!

We should design some huge swatter to swat these pesky bugbug-razzis away!

the Corgi Girls said...

You are adorable! You're a pem with a tail, right?! We love it! And you don't like food, oh my.... we definitely can relate on the tails, but not on food, BOL! But that's ok, you do what's right for you cutie!

M & I

Benhur Xobile said...

Mummy makes me POSE. I guess that's better than modeling. =P
zzz....time to snoooze....

Sophie Brador said...

Hey Superstar! You run fast like lightening. And you're way better looking that that Spears pup.


the Corgi Girls said...

BOL, we think there are definitely some cute pictures of you in there!!!

Cody, THE Fussy Pot Pants said...

*Blush* Thanks Izzie and Moxie. I think you gals look good!

Benny, i thought all models do is to pose?

Sophie, u ain't looking too bad yourself!